Is sitting around a table, pretending to be a deadly warlock getting old? Is your DM a jerk? Why not be a warlock for real? With this toy axe and your ample imagination, you could be traversing through your backyard as Bludwan Malum, the deadly level 78 dark warlock with magical powers derived from fell creatures! Sure, your neighbors might think you're a little weird, but you don't really like those neighbors anyways.