Adult Shark Costume

$45

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You want to know how to get ahead in life? Just take some advice from nature, specifically the shark. Sharks never stop moving forward and they're never timid about what they want. They swim where they please and eat whatever they want, because they're an apex predator. That could be you. All you have to do is wear this shark costume to the office and everyone will know not to mess with you, because sharks do whatever the heck they want to do. Just don't swim your way into any tornadoes while wearing it. That's a disaster waiting to happen!