When it comes to the Empire, ladies sort of get the short end of the stick, don't they? Are women even allowed to serve? If not, what's up with that, Darth? We need a movement for women to be able to join the Imperial Forces. They should be allowed to be just as ineffective against primitive teddy bear creatures as any man! Ladies of the galaxy, speak up now and tell the Empire to stop discriminating, and do so by showing up to the rally in our women's Stormtrooper costume. Eventually the Emperor will have to relent and gender equality will finally be within our grasp.