Pet Raptor Costume

$20

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You've had plans to start a dinosaur theme park for ages now. The only thing holding you back was the complete lack of live Velociraptors. With your dog wearing a raptor outfit, you can finally skip to phase 2 of your plan, where you make all the money by charging your neighbors to see the amazing prehistoric predator. Phase 3 is that he gets loose and terrorizes the neighborhood as the perfect predator in this dinosaur costume.