When you don't get what you want in life, you could just give up, but we have a better solution: dress up like a pirate. Pirates always get what they want, because when they want something, they just take it. Gold? It's yours now! Adventure? Yours. A ship to sail wherever you want. Yours! All you have to do is wear this authentic looking pirate outfit and draw your sword. Do that, and no one will ever mess with you.